HOW I FEEL AT THE END OF THE ACADEMIC YEAR (H/T PROFESSOR WAGSTAFF)
Some day, Faculty Assembly, some day…
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
Me: Who’s stupid enough to try stealing a police cruiser?
Emily: When you need a ride, man, you need a ride.
SUNDAY COMICS LINE OF THE DAY
Rob: It’s trendy.
Bucky (the cat): Really? It’s trendy to look like the guy who got fired as the village idiot at the Renaissance fair due to hygiene issues?
ZUCKERBERG DIDN’T KILL PRIVACY
Question: ‘Why did Facebook go public?’Zuckerberg didn’t kill privacy
Answer: ‘They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.’
OH: JOYS OF TEACHING
Student: So did I miss anything last class?
Teacher: Nope, I awkwardly stared at the class for 50 minutes. But you should stop in next Wednesday, I’m thinking of covering some stuff then.