HOW I FEEL AT THE END OF THE ACADEMIC YEAR (H/T PROFESSOR WAGSTAFF)

Some day, Faculty Assembly, some day…

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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Me: Who’s stupid enough to try stealing a police cruiser?
Emily: When you need a ride, man, you need a ride.

SUNDAY COMICS LINE OF THE DAY

Rob: It’s trendy.
Bucky (the cat): Really? It’s trendy to look like the guy who got fired as the village idiot at the Renaissance fair due to hygiene issues?

ZUCKERBERG DIDN’T KILL PRIVACY

Question: ‘Why did Facebook go public?’
Answer: ‘They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.’

OH: JOYS OF TEACHING

Student: So did I miss anything last class?
Teacher: Nope, I awkwardly stared at the class for 50 minutes. But you should stop in next Wednesday, I’m thinking of covering some stuff then.