“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it.”
— Groucho Marx

How I feel at the end of the academic year (h/t Professor Wagstaff)

Some day, Faculty Assembly, some day…

Unclear on the concept

Me: Who’s stupid enough to try stealing a police cruiser?
Emily: When you need a ride, man, you need a ride.

Sunday comics line of the day

Rob: It’s trendy.
Bucky (the cat): Really? It’s trendy to look like the guy who got fired as the village idiot at the Renaissance fair due to hygiene issues?

Zuckerberg didn’t kill privacy

Question: ‘Why did Facebook go public?’
Answer: ‘They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.’

Zuckerberg didn’t kill privacy

OH: Joys of teaching

Student: So did I miss anything last class?
Teacher: Nope, I awkwardly stared at the class for 50 minutes. But you should stop in next Wednesday, I’m thinking of covering some stuff then.