Joel Osteen Worships Himself


The constant recitation of God’s transcendent goodness and the deference paid to his ironclad ability to lift believers magically out of suffering and woe both subtly downgrade the divine presence into a glorified lifestyle concierge. This God has no real way of accounting for the age-old paradoxes of theology, such as the tolerance of personal and historic evil, or the deeper ironies and unintended consequences of the believing life.




The Prosperity Gospel is heresy in a clown suit.


Joel Osteen worships himself

"I assure you, there is very excellent services committed at the bridge."
- Fluellen, Henry V